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I love tom hiddleston, klaroline, the vampire diaries, victoria's secret angels, harry potter, the jonas brothers, artsy things that speak to my soul, & anything humorous. So my blog is quite literally a whole bunch of HOOPLAH.

my name's lauren by the way

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knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

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agirlinasweater:

brunetteinaunionjack:

queerinius:

heavymedal:

you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.

what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos

then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

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katara:

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

i want to die 

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isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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  • Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
  • Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
  • Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
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8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell
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rneerkat:

everythingworkslove:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

which greek god loved animals the most 

zoos

Get out

well i can see somebody doesnt love greek mythology

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morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

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