my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
I love tom hiddleston, klaroline, the vampire diaries, victoria's secret angels, harry potter, the jonas brothers, artsy things that speak to my soul, & anything humorous. So my blog is quite literally a whole bunch of HOOPLAH.
my name's lauren by the way
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you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos
This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.
what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos
then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe
i want to die
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
which greek god loved animals the most
well i can see somebody doesnt love greek mythology